Monday, October 27, 2008

He said "Oh shit!"


Chad came running in the room with Rye yesterday and said he swears R. said "Oh shit!" I was like, whatever~ But then today I heard him say it too! It sounded like "Oh shiiii." Exactly like that. So of course my mom (I love you mom;) ) said "I told you he would pick that up if you didn't stop saying that in front of him!" I know he isn't really saying it... it just sounds like it. I hope!

I am officially going to stop cussing in front of him. I'm going to try my hardest, pinky swear! As for C., we will have to work on it I"m sure! My hubby had to have been a sailor in his past life.

Oh, get this... the guy C. works with invited us to his house this weekend in the North Carolina mountains. We can't go obviously because it's Halloween and everything but he said we should try to make it because the "chef" is going to prepare some great food. A chef! They have a private chef! Not fair~ Pretty soon I'm going to retire as the chef of this house because C. eats about 2 bites of whatever I make and then dives headfirst into a bag of Fritos, Lays, or whatever bag of fried fat is in the cupboard at the time. It is really frustrating to me. You might think I do not know how to cook very well but the things I make are really good. For instance, our menu last week was homemade chicken enchiladas, meatloaf, pad thai, pizza, and chicken casserole. Sounds yummy to me! But seriously, I eat more than my DH does for dinner. I have started making dinner and then freezing half of it.

My in laws are coming tomorrow and I'm super excited because I'm going Christmas shopping all by myself! Ta ta for now!

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Boo at the Zoo




We went to Boo at the Zoo last night and had sooooo much fun! Rye. probably did a hundred "oooooooo's" at all of the decorations and lights and absolutely loved riding the haunted carousel. It went backward though and made C. and I kind of nauseous! We saw some freaky animals too like this RAT!

I've never been so close to a rat but it was really cute~ Ryder didn't know what to think of it I don't think, but he loved seeing the hogs and goats. I can't believe he didn't pull the rats' tail like he does Milo kitty cats'.The lady holding the rat was very nice. She asked how old Rye was and then how old I was. I told her 30 :( and then she popped me on the butt and said I looked great to be 30! Well thanks grandma~ it was kind of strange!

We saw some absolutely adorable costumes. The cutest had to be this little baby dressed as a peacock! Can't wait til next weekend!

Monday, October 20, 2008

Leech baby and Taint boy

~Ryder at a b'day party this weekend~



The melting pot of people at the playground is fascinating to me. The vast array of kids and parents is something I find enjoyable and entertaining to watch. The spectrum is so broad... and you really can't help but think things... often impolite things of people. No matter how hard you try not to judge and make conclusions about people, ultimately you do... atleast I do.

Today R. and I spent the majority of our afternoon at our local park. We took a picnic lunch and as we drove up to the park R. started screaming in excitement. He could hardly wait for me to unlatch his carseat and escort him to the baby play area. He gets really psyched when he sees other kids running around and having fun. He wants to be playing with them at that moment and can not bare that it takes me 5 minutes or so to gather everything we need to take.

So as we got in R. played for a long time pushing his car around, "pretending to be me" I guess. The first friend we met was a dad and his 17 month old son. I'm glad he said something to the effect he was the dad because he was easily old enough to be grand-dad. The little boy was very friendly. He came right up to R. and immediately hugged him. It wasn't a quick hug either. He kind of threw himself on R. and was like rubbing his face all in Rye's. It was nasty. I tried to pull R. away but the kid was like a leech... stuck to R. as he clearly didn't like it because he started to squeal. They were from a city in Oregon, that only had 1 other child in the whole district except leech boy. I guess he didn't see children that often or something. This child needed to get out more I think. Remember I said I often think impolite things about people? Well, I wouldn't have minded soooo much about this kid in Ryders face if the kid was clean looking. He was just kind of dirty looking with straggly hair. Just not a "well kept" little boy. I know that's mean of me but I just saw a huge walking germ breathing all over my precious healthy R.

After our encounter with the leech child, R. crawled in and out of this huge hippo mouth. It is his new favorite structure there. He crawls all over the tongue and organs that are labeled in English and Spanish. Oh, I almost forgot! He climbed up a few steps today! That is a milestone. Don't know if he reached it on time... but I was impressed! I slid down the slide and then turned around to catch him. Then he watched and laughed at all the little boys sliding down. He loves watching other kids play.

After the slide we walked to the other side of the playground where the bigger kids play because there is this gear thing Ryder likes to turn and watch. The colorful gears go round and round and he thinks they are cool to watch. This is where we met "taint boy". Everything Ryder did the kid said "He taint do that, he's a bayyby" in the most southern accent ever. (If Rye ever talks that way, someone please refer me to a speech therapist) He came over to show R. how to turn the gear handle and gosh I didn't want R. to touch that handle after he did! His nails were in need of a serious clipping and dirty, as if the handle wasn't dirty enough. But R. did of course, glad I brought the hand wipes!

I"m not a germaphobe or anything. And I know kids are attracted to each other. I think that is what the real issue is here for me. I'm not used to kids being able to play with Ryder. It was just 4 weeks ago when he couldn't even crawl and was not interacting at all. So now that he is mobile and wants to play with other kids he is going to have all types of kids around him. Clean ones and not so clean ones. Some germs are good for them. I just need to get used to it. ~


That's all for now. My brain just shut down~ I'll have to continue with the playground stories another night!

The terrible ones

I know the saying is "terrible twos" but we seem to have started a bit early! R. has started pitches little fits if I tell him no or take something away he shouldnt' have. He is still pulling the kitty's tail and if I tell him "no" he picks up whatever is beside him and throws it! Oh my terrible ones!
Also, and this is kind of sweet but everytime I drop him off now he cries... because he wants me. Sometimes the whole time I"m gone. I'm not sure what to do because if I go back and get him he may learn that all he has to do is cry and I will come back. My husband says "this is what you wanted." Well not really! I said "I can't wait for him to reach for me." That is a little different. I know he is just going through seperation anxiety but it is frustrating to get all ready to go somewhere and then have to go back home because he doesn't want me out of his sight. This will pass I just keep telling myself. I just hope I don't get fat before hand b/c he doesn't like the gym nursery anymore!
12 more days til Halloween! I'm excited about it this year. R. is going to be a lion and I put his costume on yesterday so he could get used to it a little bit. I think he got a hairball from the lion's mane! We may have to give lion a haircut before his big debut!

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Maybe I'll be a vegetarian yuppie

So I was watching Oprah today and it has really made me think about how I'm going to eat now. Like I'm seriously considering becoming a vegetarian. I mean I eat healthy most of the time but this show was about how animals we eat are raised on "the farm." But it's not really a farm. It is more like animal prison. http://www.oprah.com/dated/oprahshow/oprahshow_20081008_animals The chickens, pigs and cows are kept in a crate where they can't even turn around, flap their feathers, or scratch their ass if they wanted to. It was really sad. I mean, I'm not a chicken lover or anything but have you ever seen those trucks that go down the highway full of chickens in cages and the feathers are flying everywhere? Well that is how they live their entire life! I think that is pretty sad and definitely inhuman.
After showing these "cage farms" they showed different types of farms called "free range farms." This is where the animals can roam in the fields and do whatever animals like to do all day. I've always wondered what free range meant. I think many of these farms are organic farms as well. My husband is so going to call me a yuppie when I mention that I only want to eat free range animal products. He calls anyone a yuppie that does something "upscalish" (if that's a word). He is seriously going to call me something like a vegetarian organic eating yuppie. That's okay though!
I get really grossed out eating alot of different meats anyways, especially thick cut meat. I always ask for deli meat to be shaved. I'll only eat chicken nuggets from Chick fl a. Hot dogs are just nasty and so is sausage. Once I found an eyelash in a hotdog! I'm always finding hairs in food. The problem is I look at every bit before I put it in my mouth. Some people don't do that but it's habit for me.
I can't drink milk unless it is with cereal. Even then, if I think about it coming out of a cows tit I can barely finish the bowl. And eggs are pretty nappy too. Did you know that an egg is a chicken embryo that didn't develop? That white thing in the egg is the embryo. Basically it's an aborted chicken...Yuck!
So after the Oprah show today and thinking about how I really do not enjoy eating animal products anyways and I think I may just become a vegetarian. If not all the way I definitely want to become an organic "snob." Ryder already is. We started getting him organic milk because of the growth hormones injected in cows. That's why 12 year old girls are developing like 18 year old women. Why didn't they have these growth hormones in the milk I drank growing up! No fair! It sure would have saved me alot of money! Ha, ha.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Desperate Housewife


Well not really... I just feel that way right now because as I sit here in my house in Ala freakin Bama my husband is partying in New York City. NOT FAIR! I "okayed" the trip because I thought it was a "business" trip. Not that he needed my permission or anything. I just thought it was an awesome oppourtunity for him. Like I imagined him sitting in a conference all day... which he did... and maybe going to a nice dinner and doing a bit of sight seeing. I even for a brief minute pictured him in his hotel room looking out over the city wishing I was there. Maybe a bit homesick~ Shit... I did say BRIEF minute. Everytime I talk to him it sounds like he's at a fraternity party. I had no idea he would be going to parties every night! I know when I taught kindergarten we didn't drink beer when we went to conferences. Well maybe afterwards but not during the conferences!!! But I guess this is a little different than kindergarten.
Anyways, I"m totally jealose... I admit it. I know that is so wrong to be that way!!! Oh my gosh it is wrong. But for the past how ever many months its been I get up with Rye all thru the night while C. acts like a dead possum lying next to me in the bed. Tonight I'm sure will be the same routine. And where is my lovely husband? Right now he's at a club somewhere in NY City. NOT FAIR! It's not that I don't trust him or anything like that. I just wish I could be doing the same thing. I want a vacation~ all by myself. An afternoon at the spa would even do.
So I thought, well if C. is out having a good time I deserve something too, right? Thats why tomorrow I'm going out to buy a fabulous piece of furniture I've had my eye on! I can't wait! Fair is fair... he had fun partying in NY and I'm going to have fun SHOPPING!
We did have fun at the firestation today. Ryder got to sit in the firetruck. Check it out! Whoo Whoo!